An Ideal Remote Controller

A few years ago, I found an article which introduced an amusing remote controller. It's designed to control women easily as if you're changing channels on TV! Incidentally, the article also introduced a remote to control men.
The remote controller has buttons like "cook" and "take off clothes" (for myself, the most convenient button might be "forget"). 
Of course it was created as a bad joke. Each command is nothing but a symbol of sexism.
Having said that, I wish I had it indeed. If possible,  I'd even like to redesign it. I think the remote controller should have just one single button- "smile". I bet it will make both women and men happy. Although smile is said to be the result of happiness, I believe smile is the cause of happiness.

from Tokyo